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micdotcom:

The Miss Indian World pageant is the answer to Miss America we’ve been looking for

When Kira Kazantsev was crowned the new Miss America on Sunday night, a feeling of déjá vu set in.

Not only was she white — like all but nine of the 94 winners before her — she also fit snugly into a narrowly defined standard of Western female attractiveness: early 20s, long flowing hair and a thin, painstakingly tanned physique that would not seem out of place in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

In many ways, the Miss Indian World pageant’s definition of what American beauty truly entails is the ideological antithesis to Miss America. Indeed, since 1984, this five-day competition based in Albuquerque, N.M., has honored Native American woman for their contributions to their communities, not their bikini bodies. The top award is given to the contestant who “best represents her culture,” according to Al Jazeera.

Why this pageant is world’s better 

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I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
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If only they made a matching Calvin piece….HEADYSESH

headysesh:

If only they made a matching Calvin piece….HEADYSESH

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Marijuana Pizza Has Arrived in L.A.
(LAWeekly) Earlier this year, Hollywood-born ganja entrepreneur Henry Mark, 24, introduced Los Angeles to the Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizza, placing his frozen $10 pies in a handful of dispensaries…
Now, word-of-mouth buzz in L.A. has allowed Mark to increase production from a few hundred pies a week made by hand in a small parlor to 2,000 to 3,000 a week made in a commercial kitchen…
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weedporndaily:

Marijuana Pizza Has Arrived in L.A.

(LAWeekly) Earlier this year, Hollywood-born ganja entrepreneur Henry Mark, 24, introduced Los Angeles to the Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizza, placing his frozen $10 pies in a handful of dispensaries…

Now, word-of-mouth buzz in L.A. has allowed Mark to increase production from a few hundred pies a week made by hand in a small parlor to 2,000 to 3,000 a week made in a commercial kitchen…

Read more

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